Have A Favourite Joke
1) Q: What's red and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty bus.
Yes, I know it's lame. But that's why it's funny! Just imagine a bus with sad doleful headlamp eyes, sat on a stool in the corner, wearing a dunce cap. See... funny!
My second and third favourites are:
2) Two fish in a tank, one says to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
and, from the Adam and Joe Show book, an example of a crap Christmas cracker joke:
3) Q: What's the difference between a chicken?
A: One of it's legs is both the same
A: A naughty bus.
Yes, I know it's lame. But that's why it's funny! Just imagine a bus with sad doleful headlamp eyes, sat on a stool in the corner, wearing a dunce cap. See... funny!
My second and third favourites are:
2) Two fish in a tank, one says to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
and, from the Adam and Joe Show book, an example of a crap Christmas cracker joke:
3) Q: What's the difference between a chicken?
A: One of it's legs is both the same
posted by Shape at 11:57 am
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